
Time for the biggest battle of my swashbuckling life. If only… suddenly, the hairy finger of a familiar monkey tapped me on the shoulder. If I’d never picked up a sword, the grog-swilling pirates of the Tri-Island Area might be unthreatened by the forces of gentrification and demonic heckfire. If only I’d chosen a different path, LeChuck might still be dead and the Ultimate Insult might have remained a mystery. I’d ignored recent events that should have been warning shots across the bow of my soul, from my wife’s brush with death to the anti-pirate ramblings of an Australian gazillionaire. © 1990-2018 Lucasfilm Ltd.Spitting the sand of Monkey Island from my mouth, I wondered if the life of a mighty pirate was all it was cracked up to be. in the United States and/or other countries. Monkey Island, The Curse of Monkey Island, and the Monkey Island characters are trademarks of Lucasfilm Ltd. LucasArts and the LucasArts logo are trademarks of Lucasfilm Ltd.


I've sailed the seas from Trinidad to Tortuga and I've never seen anything like it! The engagement ring I gave Elaine has a terrible pirate curse on it.
